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  • trumpetcollege
    Feb 23, 09:41 PM
    The iParent is really LOL funny.
    I have watched and seen children lose the concept of consequences for their actions.
    Sadly it is sometimes the school that gives the kids the idea that they can do anything. Turn in your home work 2 days late and the teacher says OK.

    When I was in school they would throw it away if it was late.

    It seems that Congress wants to replace working brains with mindless laws.
    I hope this doesn't happen. And yes I do write my Senator and Congressman to express my concerns.

    Clint





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  • Moyank24
    Mar 16, 11:46 PM
    About $3.45/gallon in Houston, TX





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  • ChrisA
    Nov 11, 12:39 PM
    Alright geniuses. Now that you've divulged your great linguistic abilities, why don't you provide a brief translation!

    Very brief: "PC is for business use. Macs are for personal use. But no, really the Mac can do both"

    This ad appears to be aimed at the business guy, telling him he can use a Mac too. Not like the US ads where they simply make fun of the un-cool PC.

    My wife grew up in Tokyo and Japanese is her native language. She thinks the ad is funny. It's a cultural thing, the same ad when translated would seem odd, not funny here in the US. I think this explains why you don't dub over a translation of a US ad.





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  • DeSnousa
    Apr 18, 12:58 AM
    Hope to see you join the team GSX, if you don't won't to run it 24/7 don't just have the client on when you use the computer. It is designed so that you do not notice a decrease in speed when using the client.

    Great to know the the project is open, I never gave it that much thought :o Still even if it was run at a profit the fact is a cure has still occured :)



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  • bclark82
    Jun 13, 06:16 PM
    I have read numerous threads concerning this issue but seems like they are related to jailbreaking? I have not done this. Ihad purchased a number of apps and had not yet backed up on my itunes- therefore do not want to have to restore.

    Any help would be appreciated. I have tried everything





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  • bornofmac
    Feb 19, 01:37 PM
    I guess we can already be tracked with the phones we already own?
    Rfid would give more info though.
    Our populace is largely ignorant of our own governments history and thus oblivious to the freedoms that would be given up freely by this being included in our phones.
    Our government is trying to get rfid included in our licenses and has been met with stiff resistance. Now the sheeple will fall for the "convenience" of rfid in the phone.
    Fools.

    You know how you can turn your iPhone onto airplane mode? Most likely, especially with such a hot topic as this, you will be able to turn your RFID on and off, because as you remember, you are in control here. Phones also tend to be customizable. Right now based on size only (hd). Once again, with a topic like this, you will most likely be able to request no RFID in the phone.

    Or, imagine this, if you don't like it, don't buy it. Simply go buy a different phone. The problem has been solved. Amazing.

    If you're worried about the government know that you're a gaining weight because the pants your buying are larger than the last ones, maybe you should look at your self esteem, or maybe you have a weight problem. Try spending less time complaining on the internet and more time on your feet.

    Either way, let them put RFID tags in. Lets advance to Japans level of technology. We here in America are so closed minded and paranoid. If you're so paraniod about the government knowing that you're buying things you shouldn't, don't bring your phone in the store, or don't do illegal activities.

    And lastly, some of you are worried that advertisers will target people. As human beings (real live) we have freedom of choice. We don't have to listen to ads, and we can buy what we want. Develop a little self control. I don't want to see tampon ads when I am watching the game with the guys, it would be great if we had audience only oriented ads.

    So, quit buying dirty magazines, bomb making materials, listening to every ad, and thinking that we have it all here in America, and then maybe embrace that Apple thinks like a human being a little more than the average corperation.

    Cheers Apple heads!



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  • Tomorrow
    Mar 27, 07:44 PM
    $106.9 litre.... Edmonton,Canada

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  • Mr Bigs
    Feb 19, 09:00 AM
    Obama (and the Chinese Premier) had a high profile meeting with Balmer only last month (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/10/AR2010121006226.html).

    Why was Steve Jobs snubbed? ;)Their is no way in Hell our government is gonna switch over to OSX so that is your answer.;)



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  • 840quadra
    Nov 1, 11:29 PM
    For the specific Mac models (like the oogles of PowerMac revisions), would it be wise to just link directly to AppleSpec instead of making our own? We already have [[PowerMac]] with links to [[PowerMac_G4]] which then links to [[PowerMac_specificModel]]. Maybe the links on the PowerMac_G4 page should be to the AppleSpec PDFs for those models?

    What if apple takes that information down?

    I would think it would be good to make our own local DB of information so we don't need to rely on others for information.

    Just my .00000002
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  • macgroove
    Jun 11, 06:27 AM
    Using Apple is not only about hardware, software and innovative design
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  • palter
    Mar 28, 12:47 PM
    No OSX has ever been released at a WWDC - only announced / previewed.

    Well, not recently. OS 7 was actually released at WWDC. I almost broke my leg tripping over a chair trying to get my copy...





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  • bwaltens
    Mar 4, 09:03 PM
    I'm going to try to get there after school, so about 3 o'clock. Do you think this will be enough time? i'm going to the southlake store



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  • rhomsy
    Feb 23, 12:44 PM
    This is welcome news. I hope all purchases, not just from the app store, are completely regulated and controlled. They also should pass some regulations into what not only our kids should eat, but also us adults. What about the fashion and clothing industry. What a waste of money. Regulate that as well. We don't need fancy clothes when our money could be used instead to fund pensions and research the growth of algae in tropical coral reefs.

    If they are successful at enacting all of these wonderful regulations, then we can all get lobotomies and be led around with a government helper on full benefits. Our day will come. Government is indeed good.





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  • tech4all
    Aug 19, 10:18 PM
    I haven't read the link yet, but what would be the URL to the files so you can access them either via a URL or to put an image up in the [IMG] tags?

    Or are you simply wanting to use it as an "external HD"?



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  • WaRrK
    Aug 14, 12:09 PM
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    Anyone else from england think of Michael Winner when they read this bit? :D
    I hadn't but that just wont get out of my head now!! :D





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  • jsw
    Sep 13, 09:22 AM
    I know -- just a few minutes with them and they'll have you in stitches.
    And surgeons are less boring in bed - anesthesiologists always want to put you under, er, be on top.



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  • Shannighan
    Apr 9, 08:52 PM
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  • DavePurz
    Apr 17, 01:52 AM
    But seriously, if I were him, I'd just say "Screw off Apple, you didn't care about me until I was famous!"

    I could not agree with you more!

    My current iPhone is my last! I disgusted with Apple's monopolist stranglehold on the product and apps. They have become total control freaks.

    When this phone dies, it will NOT be replaced with another Apple product.





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  • psionic001
    Nov 21, 04:41 PM
    Wouldn't using the "extra" electricity to power fans to decrease heat lead to less "extra" electricity???? :rolleyes: I hope they really think this through - and I'm sure they will. Of course powering fans isn't the only use for electricity.

    I think that maybe you could think of this as something that harnesses the heat and slows the power drain from the battery for the same amount of heat produced by the cpu.

    Of course they could use the extra power to provide a little more cooling to the chip, but only enough not to take the thermal difference (which generates the power in the first place) away. Now that makes it a lot clearer dosn't it! :confused: :rolleyes:

    Another cool idea would be to use one of those microscopic steam turbines. Steam turbines would remove heat and create power at the same time.... or was that some dream I had. :eek:





    Popeye206
    Apr 15, 06:35 AM
    Let's see...

    Most successful desktop operating system: Microsoft Windows.
    Most successful server operating system: Microsoft Windows Server.
    Most successful office suite: Microsoft Office.

    Three good reasons (and there would be more like Exchange Server, Sharepoint Portal, SQL Server, Visual Studio) to also have confidence in the man if he were hired as a product manager.

    Like it or not, Microsoft still is the most IMPORTANT software company around, and they don't hire incompetent idiots either.

    Winni.... you are right... they do not hire idiots. Well... maybe some... one in particular comes to mind. :)

    Microsoft may have the most successful OS and other things, but they are living on their past and lack vision from the top. MS is quickly making themselves less relevant in the market place. Without better vision, they may become the Kodak of software.





    teerexx52
    Mar 24, 03:02 PM
    Is there a catch to this deal? Do you have to buy a MiFi and sign up for some sort of data plan?
    $299 is ridiculously tempting.

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    Bonds79
    May 3, 09:47 PM
    DOES att's EDGE and 3G HSPA+ share the same frequencies? would things be faster is EDGE and 3G used separate different frequencies?





    floatingspirit
    May 8, 02:36 PM
    The thing is that OS X uses OpenGl, where Windows uses DirectX. I'd agree with you, but I'd prefer running in OS X vs rebooting and my macbook running hotter. Plus while in the b.net menus, I can resize with apple + m, and open safari real quick, yet still be in the game. Plus, even on low, the game still looks pretty cool in my opinion.

    Why do u need safari while you're in a game? Looking up a useful hack? ;)





    Nishi100
    Mar 23, 01:15 PM
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